Battle axe in black tights and dark lippy. I always party like it's 1999 and I'm forever fucking covered in cat hair. Good day to you.

The colour black itself. Velocity. Reading everything in sight. Cherry Lambrini (rose wine if we're in the money). Satirical journalism. Film and media. English literature. Corsets. Genuinely funny people. No fear. Low morals. Johnny Depp (twice.) Coup de ville. Morrisey. The Rolling Stones. David Firth. Cosmopolitans. Caffeine. Reading. MLIA.